Crossing the Cambodian border is legendary for its difficulty and general unpleasantness. Scams are plentiful, officials are corrupt, and actual guidance hard to find.
The games started on the bus, before we’d even reach the border. The bus pulled over and one of the bus operators handed out “official” Cambodian forms. “For visa,” he said. “For quick processing.” The form was filled with typos and so badly photocopied that the government seal was not legible. Although that may have been on purpose.
According to him, it will be a mere $33 for “quick processing.” This is a scam. You can’t get your Cambodian visa until you are in Cambodia. That money will go in his pocket.
It’s okay, I’ve prepared for this. This is like my Olympics. I’ve been training. I will not be taken in.
I raise my hand and oh so politely but oh so loudly ask what the $33 is for. Do we still have to walk across the border? What’s quicker about that?
He won’t meet my eyes. It’s okay, though, I’ve clearly made some allies. Other backpackers look at me and nod. We’re serious. We’ve read up on this. Not going to be fooled.
Ultimately only 5 or 6 people of the 30 on the bus pay up. Good.
Now we have to get out of the bus and walk. It will meet us on the other side, we hope.
The Cambodian border is a scammer’s dream: there are three or four separate buildings, spread out over about a quarter mile. None of the buildings are visible to each other, and official signage is bad or missing. This gives the touts and scammers lots of opportunity to swarm you and try to point you “This way, miss. Miss, lady, this way. Quick processing.” Eyes ahead. Show no hesitation. Reveal no fear.
At this point about twelve of us have banded together. We’ll get through this.
We make it through three buildings, collecting various stamps and whatnot. We hear one tourist complaining that she paid $60 on her bus for her visa, why does she have to pay more? We shake our heads. Should have read the blogs.
We bob and weave around the touts and scammers, keeping our eyes ahead.
The third building is where the challenge is: these officlas say the visa is $30 (true, true, according to what we’ve read) but there is a 1,000 baht processing fee. Oh no. Not true. Generally speaking, when an official asks for payment in two currencies, one of those is going into his pocket. 1,000 baht is about $3. I pay it. Do I regret this?
The American couple behind me, however, refuses to pay it. They claim to only have $30. Good for them. Stick it to the man. The rest of us gather to wait for them.
One of the officials makes a shooing motion at us. “Go next building!” “No, no, waiting for our friends!” We say, with big smiles, pointing to the American couple. They have backup. We’re here for them. They are bolder than we, but we won’t desert them in their time of need.
The official is a little flummoxed but recovers. “Oh, you wait long time! Looong time!” We smile back at him.
The American couple must be made to wait for the sin of not paying the bribe. Te rest of us stand like a Greek chorus and smile at them the whole time.
After about 20 minutes, they decide it is better to get rid of us (what if we say something to the next tourists to enter? This could look very bad, such a large, stationary, smiling, watching group of tourists). The two Americans are given their visas. We go to the next building which, like all the others, is not air conditioned.
After about an hour and a half, we finally make it back to the bus. There have been casualties. One person had been told to go to building #4 instead of building #3. Now he was to go back and start all over. We wait in the air conditioned bus, feeling triumphant. We have succeeded.
Although I did pay the $3, for which I feel a little regret.
I took no pictures of the border crossing because everything I owned was padlocked and zippered away from prying hands. I didn’t dare take my camera out, or stop for a picture. But here’s a picture of Angkor Wat, which is what made the border crossing worthwhile: